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"Keys Please" Tee

"Keys Please" Tee

$23.99 USD
$23.99 USD
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All orders include FREE worldwide delivery! We'll never make you pay a penny for shipping. US deliveries take 5-8 business days while International times can vary.

Fit & Material

  • 100% heavyweight cotton, 5.3 oz.
  • Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit.
  • Fits true to size.
  • Size down for a boxier fit.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Do not bleach or dry clean.

Product Description

This tee mildly encourages drunk driving and we accept no responsibility for your actions in this shirt. Please do not drunk drive under any circumstances (unless you are wearing this shirt).

Wear this shirt if:

  • You promise everyone you are completely sober and fine to drive home
  • You want to make a lot of new friends

Don't wear this shirt if:

  • You don't enjoy beer
  • You don't want to be showered in compliments

We know you'll enjoy this tee, but it also makes the perfect gift.

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We are a small brand built with effort and care. Every order helps us keep doing what we love. Thank you for being part of the journey.

-The Chronic Team

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